I remember that case where a sidewalk mime kept pretending to stick passers-by with knitting needles until he finally snapped and starting attacking people with actual knitting needles. Mimes. Working with the police, we trapped him in a box. A real one. He was powerless to escape.
When interrogating someone by yourself, don't use the good cop/bad cop ploy unless you are schizophrenic.
I got in between a feud of hobo gangs fighting over territory. Had to make some calls. Set down some boundaries. All’s quiet now. But they paid me in soda cans.
If you’re being followed by another car, take evasive action. But don’t signal your turns, that only makes it easier for them.
I'm Nick Flebber, president and CEO of Flebber Investigations. I'm also the vice president, majority shareholder and the entire workforce. Some kind of tax shelter my ex-accountant had set up for me just before he ran off to the Cayman Islands with my secretary and most of my cash. I don’t often mention this. Bad for business.
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